yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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