Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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