toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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