There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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