Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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