Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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