yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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