Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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