he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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