you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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