I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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