This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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