like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
the day after is always just damage control
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.