That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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