? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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