Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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