She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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