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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He is an equal opportunity slut.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool

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• (936): View more from Texas

  If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I almost tased myself

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  I dont think you should own that device.

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  It's an awesome device. I love this device.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT

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  *shot. Why

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.

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  I've never been so turned off by an omelet.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.

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