Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?