dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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