So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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