you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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