She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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