Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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