..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
