just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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