Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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