Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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