I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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