week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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