This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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