The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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