I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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