i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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