I think I won the penis lottery.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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