The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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