Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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