Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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