I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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