I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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