going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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