sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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