Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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