but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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