sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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