I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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