Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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