She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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