what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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