hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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