Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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