i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
too bad you live with your parents still
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
