THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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