that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
