So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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