Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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