I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have aggressive nipples.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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