i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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