i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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